Frequent FLyer Bar & Grille

3/16/2005

Important information for newbies

The eternal dilemma - which FLESHLIGHT do I get? I was there a few years ago. When I first discovered the Fleshlight site, I was a little overwhelmed. I was horny and interested, but didn't know which one to get. The following is culled from my memories as a first-time customer and many of the newbie concerns that typically arise on the Fleshlight boards. Here's what I learned...

PART I: THINKING IT OVER
Almost all guys think over a purchase before ordering. Some reasons include:
FEAR - "I never bought a sex device before." Most guys have not.
PRODUCT COST - "Is it worth it?" You'll have to decide, but I think it's well worth the investment.
PRIVACY ISSUES - "Will people know what I'm getting when it arrives?" NO. All Fleshlights are shipped in a sturdy, plain brown cardboard box. The address label simply reads "ILF" (with their return address).
SECURITY ISSUES - "Is my transaction safe and secure?" YES.
SHIPPING ISSUES - Other concerns are discreet packaging and shipping. All Fleshlights are shipped in a sturdy, plain brown cardboard box. The address label simply reads "ILF" (with their return address). And there are no *unsolicited* future mailings.

MY EXPERIENCE - It took me a few days to decide. I found the testimonials page helpful and definitely liked what I read. In fact, the testimonials were key. After I read them, I knew I wanted a FLESHLIGHT.

You may have additional questions but most guys' concerns are similiar: Does it REALLY feel like a PUSSY, ASS or BLOWJOB? The most common question among virgin men: Does it feel like a real pussy? Yes, and you'll probably be more confident and have more self-control when that magic moment arrives.

MOST GUYS HAVE ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS - I know I did. The most common?

DOES IT FEEL REAL? - Yes, very much so.
PRIVACY - Is the shipping discreet and private? Yes. Plain box, simple return address.
TRUSTWORTHINESS - Is the company legitimate? Yes. Customer service and customer satisfaction are core company values. Online credit card ordering is secure.
FUTURE CONTACT? - Will I get unsolicited mailings after I order? No. No future contact or mailings.
IS IT WORTH THE COST? - Yes. The Fleshlight is a quality masturbation device with amazing performance capabilities.

PART II: TIME TO DECIDE
WHICH ONE DO I GET? Well, what do you want? A pussy feel Vagina, a blowjob sensation Mouth, a nice tight butt? Butt I generally ask an inquiring potential customer three questions. Do you want realism? Do you want a great sensation? Or do you want both?

*** A Frequent FLYer Bar & Grille Tip **** Guys with limited budgets usually opt for the LADY or PUSSY.

WHICH ONE DO I GET FOR REALISTIC PUSSY FEEL? Super Tight Wonder Wave (STWW) and the Super Tight Gold Lady (STG) both come awfully close to the feeling of a vagina. For virgin guys, these two are great for understanding what penetrative sex feels like.
*** Super Tight Lady The lips are very soft and you can work them over your cockhead for great effect. The Lady offers a soft, inviting stroke and there's even a moulded clitoris.

WHICH ONE DO I GET FOR BLOWJOB FEEL?
*** Super Tight Wonder Wave just swallows your dick. Close your eyes and feel the waves of pleasure rippling over your cock. Combine the mouth with the Wonder Wave insert and you'll be in heaven.

KILLER INSERTS (WHEN SENSATION TRUMPS REALISM) - Sometime you just want a really great cum. Interactive Life Forms, the parent company of the Fleshlight, has developed a line of inserts that are guaranteed to send waves of intense pleasure up and down your cock. Through innovative design elements like ribbing and raised bumps, you're guaranteed to experience sensations not typically found in nature. I call it better stroking through science.
***Super Tight Super Ribbed offers intense, pleasurable sensations. A must-have for seekers of ultimate pleasure.
***Super Tight Speed Bump has dozens of raised bumps that will hit the most sensitive and pleasure-seeking parts of your manhood - like right under the dickhead.

COLOR - Color was almost a non-issue for me, but I had to choose something to get my order under way. I kinda liked the Mocha and got that. (BTW: Color doesn't affect performance. At least not in an adverse way.)

Click here for GREAT PUSSY, GREAT HEAD or A NICE TIGHT ASS.

Fleshlight beginners ask...

WHICH ONE DO I GET?
Q: As a beginner - which Fleshlight would you recommend I get? I'm interested in trying something different and fun and not just the plain, straight-forward standard Fleshlight. Thanks.
A: I'd try Super Tight Wonder Wave (gives a great gentle ribbed stroke) or Super Tight Speed Bump (a great insert with lots of greedy massage beads that'll hit you nicely right under the cockhead). Either one will give you great cums again and again.
I want to see SPEED BUMP now!
I want to see WONDER WAVE now!

WHY IS THERE POWDER IN THE BAG?
Q: When you first get your Fleshlight it comes in a bag and is powdered in something. Once one washes the
thing, it's sort of tacky. So what's the general proceedure to keep the thing clean and should some powder be used or what? 
A: Powdering is optional. I occasionally powder, while others are more dilligent. Powder keeps it from getting tacky and sticky. Wash with hot water and occasional use alcohol to sanitize. No oil or soaps, cause they'll degrade the material.

WHICH ONE FEELS THE MOST LIKE PUSSY?
Q: I'm in need of a bit of advice, I have the Wonder Wave Mouth and ST Butt Fleshlights. Now this is where I need your advice, I am gay and have never tried a real pussy but I am a bit curious to know what it feels like to fuck a pussy and was thinking of buying a Pink Lady to try it out, but I would like to know just how much like the real thing it is and also, is the feeling, once your cock is inside, much different to the mouth or the butt.
A: Here are some of the differences: With the Fleshlight Lady, you can run the pussy lips up and over and all
around your cockhead. The lips are a little softer and more pliable than the lips on the mouth inserts. Depending on your girth, you also may want to try the Super Tight variety cause it'll grip you better. The
regular inserts have a smooth canal and with proper heating, it feels a lot like when you enter a pussy
temperaturewise and sensationwise. With hands-free experimentation, you should be able to approximate the pussy experience. But keep this in mind: It's all about getting your nut and striving for the most intense orgasm possible. So experiment and enjoy.
To enter pussy heaven, click here.

ADVICE: LOOKING FOR A REALISTIC PUSSY FEEL

The following was an actual real time dialogue that was edited for clarity.

Horny Guy - Just wondering ... if you agree with the other Fleshlight users that the human vagina doesn't feel completely smooth but has "ridges," so to speak, inside.

Markz - For me, the feeling is the sensation of skin-on-skin contact enhanced by the slickness of lubrication. When you combine that with what you're feeling on the underside of your cock, the result is pretty good.

Horny Guy - Hmmm...

Horny Guy - So, it's not entirely smooth in there. You're hitting "something," whatever it is. Cuz I talked to some of these other dudes ... they said they sorta feel something in a pussy. Not just complete smoothness.

Markz - I'm not trying to be nosy, but are you a virgin?

Horny Guy - Yeah, I'm a virgin alright. That's why I'm going for the closest to the real thing. I'm going for realism here.

Markz - Well, you can't go wrong with the SUPER TIGHT WONDER WAVE (STWW) or the SUPER TIGHT GOLD LADY (STG). Both feel great and come awfully close to the feeling of a vagina. The Fleshlight will be more instructive for you in understanding what penetrative sex feels like. And it feels a lot like when you first enter a pussy. Surprisingly so. For me, the initial penetration is one of the best things about sex and one of the things the Fleshlight does really well, sensation-wise.

Horny Guy - Wow....this STWW is like the consumer's choice.

Markz - The STWW is the consumer’s choice cause it feels better. Snugger fit, better stroking action. And snugger fit + better stroking action = better cum. The SUPER TIGHT WONDER WAVE (STWW) just swallows your dick. Check it out.

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WHAT FLYERS SAY AFTER THEY BUST A NUT...

Hey Mark-

I haven't emailed you in a while and thought I'd drop you a note. Hope all is well with you.

I've been enjoying my Fleshlights immensely. Just to remind you, I started with the Speed Bump and then branched out to the Super Ribbed, Wonder Wave, and Super Tight Butt. All are fabulous. I enjoy the hell out of them and really haven't gotten tired of them. I will tell you that my favorite is the Speed Bump - I don't know if that's because that's what I started with
and I just got hooked, or if it really is that much better than the rest, but it is my favorite. Now, having said that, don't get me wrong - I love the other inserts and use them frequently, so I'm certainly not disappointed with any of them! It's just that Speed Bump gives me a cum unlike the others.

I will say that the other thing I have discovered is that, from time to time, I will masturbate the "old fashioned" way with my fist. I believe using the Fleshlight has also given me a new appreciation for the "regular" method and allows me to enjoy my fist even more, if that's possible. Anyway, just an interesting side note.

Hope all is well with you. Once again, your pointers and advice have been great - hope I can return the favor to some new FL users down the pike.

Thanks again - have a great holiday.

S.

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Hey Zimmerman,

You may or not remember me. You had asked that I let you know about my first time with my new Fleshlight.

Anyway, I got the original version - the pink mouth. Needless to say, I was very excited the day it arrived. I could hardly wait to try it out. And now the part you wanted to hear.

 When I first took it out of the box, I was amazed that it wasn't as large as I thought judging by the numerous videos I'd seen - yet I still found it very impressive. My heart was racing as I unscrewed the cap; I truly thought I was going to cum before I got the cap off.

 As soon as I opened it, a wonderful sweet smelled hit me in the face. A mix of baby powder and cinnamon but nothing quite like I'd ever smelled. Even the scent was a turn on. The Fleshlight looked so perfect, I was thinking "I can't possibly use this."  I'd soon overcome that. Of course, I had to remove the tube in the middle and I couldn't do it soon enough. 

I remembered seeing the Fleshlight promo video and watching some guy lube one up. I was really turned on by how much the Fleshlight moved like skin and looked so soft.  Well, anyway, I took the insert out and though I was afraid of losing the scent by soaking it, I did it anyway.

But first, I remember seeing on the FL forum a thread about the guys who'd kissed their mouth FL - so I thought: "why not."  No tongue or anything - just my lips finding out just how soft it was. Amazing.

I filled my sink with some hot water and let the Fleshlight soak for a good while. When I thought it'd soaked enough, I took it out of the water, dried it off and then set about lubing it up. It was such a turn on to be lubing it up like the guy in the video and feeling how it didn't yield to my touch.

I decided to put on some porn, take out some poppers and first try the Fleshlight out laying my back. As soon as I slid in (even though it was the mouth), it may as well have been a woman's pussy to me and I set about letting it ride me. As I told you before, I am one of those gay guys who wouldn't mind sex with a woman and I thought if this is anything like what they feel, no wonder str8 guys are always walking around so crazy.

The best thing about the Fleshlight was finding out how many different ways I could use it. I could lie on my back or turn over on my side or put it between some pillows and fuck it. With the poppers making my body sensitive to everything, I was really enjoying this thing. I knew I was going to be hooked on it. But first, the one thing I really want to try was what I had seen in the videos: I shot my first load, then pulled the Fleshlight off slowly and watched as the huge load I'd shot poured out of the opening onto my dick. It was hot and I was just getting started.

That night I shot four huge loads of cum into my Fleshlight and I have been hooked on it almost nightly since.

Tight as hell! See what you're missing.

3/11/2005

FLESHLIGHT REVIEWS: ALL INSERTS

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FLESHLIGHT REVIEW: SUPER TIGHT WONDER WAVE = ST WONDER WAVE = STWW
* FIRST IMPRESSION: An improved FLying experience.
* SENSATION: Guaranteed to send ripples of pleasure up and down your shaft.
* REALISM: Pretty realistic. Your knob will feel like it's in blowjob heaven.
* NUT INDEX: About 7-8 on the FLyer scale.
* RECOMMENDATION: If subtlety and a realistic feel are your bag, then STWW belongs in your toolbox. Available as part of a 3-for-2 deal.

After all the flash and sizzle of new inserts like Super Tight Speed Bump (SB) and Super Tight Super Ribbed (STSR), the new Super Tight Wonder Wave (STWW) kind of ended up in the bottom of the box. Well, it's time to dust that one off because the folks at Fleshlight went back to the laboratory and came up with a new-and-improved version of a popular favorite. Key improvements include pleasure waves closer to the point of penetration and a tighter chamber.

The first thing I noticed were the waves. Since they began a half inch from the entrance, I noticed how the waves began stroking my dickhead almost at the point of entry. As I started to experiment with more focused, point-of-entry stroking, my dick began to swell as STWW sent ripples of pleasure up and down my cock. I slowed down so I wouldn't shoot too early and that only seemed to intensify the sensations. Before I knew it, I was shooting chowder. LOL. Second time around, I let STWW work the entire shaft. I found slow motion to feel the best, as I slowly stroked myself, ST Wonder Wave sent ripples of pleasure up and down my rod. When I increased my speed, the FLying was altogether different. A faster motion meant a more aggressive tug on the upstroke and, ultimately, a harder cum.

The verdict? STWW offers a pretty great ride for the money - or the money shot. LOL. My dick felt like it was in blowjob heaven.

Frequent FLyer Bar Tip - Best use of STWW: Point of view (POV) porn, blowjob scene, slow stroke in sync with the action. Rinse insert, repeat. LOL.

For more information on this insert, click here.

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FLESHLIGHT REVIEW: SUPER TIGHT SPEED BUMP (SB) = SPEED BUMP = SB.
* FIRST IMPRESSION: The bumps hit you in all the right places and right away.
* REALISM: Dozens of little internal nubs give SB an unnatural appearance.
* SENSATION: Feels like dozens of little tongues are working under your dickhead.
* NUT INDEX: About 9-10 on the FLyer scale. Those determined nubs will work your dickhead before, during and after you shoot.
* RECOMMENDATION: A must-have insert. Also recommended as part of a 3-for-2 deal.

Where shall I start? I'm at work today thinking about my new SUPER TIGHT SPEED BUMP and my cock starts stirring in my trousers. I feel like Pavlov's (dirty) dog. Woof, woof. LOL.

Got my SPEED BUMP (SB) and the new SUPER TIGHT WONDER WAVE (STWW) in the mail yesterday and got down to business as soon as possible. Because there was no advance buzz on Speed Bump, I didn't know what to expect. Well, that's only half-true. I knew what I MIGHT expect based on the website photos at the ILF site, but I still wondered how those little raised nubs would actually feel gliding up and down my cock.

For starters, the SB's chamber is tight as hell with a casing that follows the contours of your cock. But it gets better. A lot better.

SPEED BUMP has dozens of raised bumps that are designed to hit the most sensitive and pleasure-seeking parts of your manhood. As the SB ping, ping, pinged under my cockhead, the nubs created never-ending waves of sensation. I almost felt I could direct the bumps to hit the most sensitive area of my manhood - right under my dickhead - but that might be an illusion cause there are dozens of those little fuckers all working together - tonguing, stroking and ultimately bringing me to a ball-draining cum. Right now, I'm too spent to write anything more. LOL.

Click here for more info on this ball-drainer!

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FLESHLIGHT REVIEW: SUPER TIGHT SUPER RIBBED = ST SUPER RIBBED = STSR
* FIRST IMPRESSION: The tight chamber hugs your dick from the get-go and the internal ribbing is killer.
* SENSATION: Rib action is incredibly pleasurable.
* REALISM: Creates sensations not found in nature, but who cares? The ribbing made my dickhead throb every time.
* NUT INDEX: About 9 on the FLyer scale: intense build followed by a powerful orgasm.
* RECOMMENDATION: Belongs in every FLyer's toolbox. Also recommended as part of a 3-for-2 deal.

Fleshlight's Super Tight Super Ribbed (STSR) is kind of retro in color and reminds me of a Cougar that Ford manufactured a while back. The insert itself has a metallic sheen underneath and is quite attractive. Overall, the Super Ribbed Gold Lady (the one I reviewed) is a very nice looking package. The vertical opening is about the size of a dime. (By contrast, the Super Tight Wonder Wave Lady's vertical opening is about the size of a quarter.) As I inserted my middle finger into the insert, Gold's chamber was nice and tight. And the ribs, as promised, began almost immediately. In fact, one knuckle in. I positioned my hand so my middle finger pointed to the floor. The insert gripped and didn't let go until the sheer weight of the sleeve caused it to pull off my finger.

First Try - While Gold heated in a sink of hot water, I imagined what it might feel like and how ST Super Ribbed (STSR) would compare to other inserts. As I slid my cock into the chamber, it felt nice and tight. Then the insistent stroking of the ribs on my cockhead did me in. My first session was brief. I felt like a teen-ager.

6:06 p.m. EST: Penetrated STSR Gold.
6:07 p.m. EST. Blew my wad.

I wish I could offer astute first-time observations and dazzling commentary, but I can't. Super Tight's grip was nothing short of amazing and as the ribbing stroked my knob and the underside of my cock, it offered such insistent, pleasurable sensations that I involuntarily blew my load. I'm sure reactions will vary among FL users, but product anticipation and Super Ribbed Gold's key design improvements both probably did me in. Gold's total package: the tight entrance, a snug chamber and the ribs all contributed to a very intense and pleasurable (but brief) Fleshlight session.

For the purposes of accuracy in reporting, I had to try again.

7:13-7:43 p.m. EST: This time, I lasted a lot longer and even had time to reflect on the experience. But not much. Nothing found in nature really compares to Fleshlight Gold. The chamber is ultra tight and the grip feels tailor-made. In contrast to other FL inserts I have used, the Super Ribbed's sensations were intense and sharp. This one is going to take a little getting used to. Not that I'm complaining!

This killer insert is a must-have Fleshlight. See for your self.


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FLESHLIGHT REVIEW: SUPER TIGHT BUTT= STB.
* FIRST IMPRESSION: A very tight entrance and a collar that works your knob quite well.
* SENSATION: Strokes your dickhead for a sensation not found in any other FL.
* REALISM: Opening is tight as hell.
* NUT INDEX: About 6-7 on the FLyer scale.
* RECOMMENDATION: If you're an assman, you need one.
The SUPER TIGHT BUTT features the tightest entrance of any Fleshlight currently offered. At first glance, the STB looks almost impossible to penetrate, but tightness was its own reward. As I penetrated the insert for the first time, I was struck by how snugly it ringed and gripped my dickhead. Further in, the greedy STB treated the underside of my cock with an insistent, repetitive and very pleasurable stroking action. As I pumped away, I thought SUPER TIGHT BUTT gives a whole new meaning to "nice piece of ass." LOL.

From the start, STB worked the sensitive underside of my cock with a firm stroking action that was perfect for building a really nice cum.

Super Tight Butt is perfect for guys that want a tight ride and an intense cum. And the Super Tight Butt gets bonus points for simulating the pleasures of anal sex without the risk of injury, infection or disease.

If you're an assman that likes it nice and tight, check out SUPER TIGHT BUTT.

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FLESHLIGHT REVIEW: PUMP IT UP WITH THE FLESH PUMP
I got my Flesh Pump today after a bit of a hassle at the post office. (I wish they'd get used to the new bar codes. This is the second time an ILF package got passed around among the postal employees at the customer service area. One person even wanted to Xerox the bar code so others could see it later.) Fuck that. Give me my package, Hooterville postal workers!

After that little bit of excitement, I proceeded home to test the new product. I read the directions, greased up, smooshed and fitted myself into the chamber and started pumping. The vacuum action seemed to enlarge my already erect member, but after about 5 minutes I soon tired of the exercise. Since there seemed to be no orgasm at the end of that science project, I moved on to using the Flesh Pump in concert with a Fleshlight insert. Speed Bump was the orifice of choice. I took Speed Bump and fit it into the clear chamber of the Flesh Pump. Each piece (the pump and the insert) fit together quite well. I then initiated a slow and somewhat awkward FLying session.

Being a novice, there was the expected trial and error, including slippage and the need to reposition the insert. First problem: I squeezed the pump handle too many times and Flesh Pump sucked the insert into the tube. That happened about three of four times till I came upon the magic pump number. In my case, it was three. Next problem: I pulled myself too far out of the insert a couple of times and broke the suction seal. That problem was easily remedied after I modified my stroke method.

After these minor mishaps, I started to get the hang of it. Because I didn't want to lose the suction grip, I started to favor shorter strokes closer to the front of the insert. My Flesh Pump session consisted primarily of "riding the ridge." (i.e.: short, tentative strokes that worked the ridge of my dickhead.) In fact, it was the first orgasm I ever experienced by focusing almost exclusively on the ridge. A few more observations: The pumping action made Speed Bump hug my dick a lot better. And a tighter grip translated into a better feel and a more pleasurable stroke.

In future posts, I'll be providing updates and additional commentary on Flesh Pump. I tend to think of the Flesh Pump as a magician's bag of sorts, a deceptively simple device that might transform familiar inserts into entirely new FLying experiences. For me, the Flesh Pump technology translated into an entirely new way to bust a nut.

DAY 2: THE FLESH PUMP EXPERIMENT CONTINUES

My second day with Flesh Pump: more inserts and a little more discipline. I started out with the ST Lady, but moved back to Speed Bump after I grew nostalgic for the nubs. And I had better luck the second day. I got to experiment a bit and discovered the differences in sensation that various pump sequences could afford. I got all the way to eight pumps, found that ultra snug, and released some pressure to get the sleeve a bit looser. With the pump, "loose" is characterized by a lesser degrees of tightness because even a few pumps will tighten a FL sleeve.

I also progressed a little beyond the training-wheels stage. On the first day, my strokes were short and close to the top. Today, I experimented with deeper penetration and longer strokes. Guess what? Shorter strokes actually feel better. So, for now, I'm a committed ridge rider. Another observation: a pumped up chamber alters the character of inserts like Speed Bump. (I suspect the compression of the sleeve flattens the nubs a bit.) Although I find a regular Speed Bump session (in a regular case) to be more intense, a Flesh Pump SB session works the knob's ridge pretty effectively, getting you to an orgasm in grand style.

I also agree with FleshJoe's assessment that it's fun to watch your cock move in the tight sleeve. The pump really accentuates your manly profile. Actually, it makes you look bigger - and there's nothing wrong with that!

Certainly more experiments are forthcoming. Check for more on these boards and at Stroke of Genius and FleshJoe's The Flesh Files.

In the meantime, check it out here: PUMP IT UP!


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FLESHLIGHTS BY ORIFICE, SENSATION, COLOR
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The Original Fleshlight varieties in the standard, plain-canal insert.

ORIFICES
* Vagina Gives new meaning to being in the pink. Soft lips, turgid clitty. Yum.
* Mouth Soft lips, really soft lips.
* Butt Impossibly tight.
* Non-descript Nonthreatening as well as discreet. Perfect for couples and private types.

COLORS
* Pink FleshJoe's favorite flavor.
* Mocha Think cafe mocha.
* Chocolate A deep, rich brown.
* Lavender A pleasant shade, but it still gets the job done.
* Ice (clear) See yourself cumming and going.

NEW! Gold Series Orifices: Super Tight One and All!
* Super Tight Ribbed Lady (Vagina) Killer ribs! That's why the Lady is a Tramp.
* Super Tight Ribbed Mouth Goldfinger? Nah! More like Blowjobs Galore. 007 could have used one.
* Butt. Did we say tight, already?
* Non-descript. Again, perfect for couples and private people. Stores discreetly.

GOLD SERIES COLORS
* Gold Blow yer wad like King Midas!
* Pink Pink is an all-around favorite color, but it's still tight as hell in the dark.
* Mocha - Subtle, pleasing color and tight as hell.
* Ice (Clear) - Get a front row seat to all the action.

GOLD SERIES SUPER TIGHTS
* Super Tight Gold (STG) Tight, tight, tight.
* Ultra Tight Gold (UTG) Tighter yet.
* Super Tight Wonder Wave (STWW) Angled ribbing that waves you to the finish line.
* Super Tight Super Ribbed (STSR) Loves your cock almost as much as you do.
* Super Tight Speed Bump Loves your cock as much as you do.