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* FIRST IMPRESSION: An improved FLying experience.
* SENSATION: Guaranteed to send ripples of pleasure up and down your shaft.
* REALISM: Pretty realistic. Your knob will feel like it's in blowjob heaven.
* NUT INDEX: About 7-8 on the FLyer scale.
* RECOMMENDATION: If subtlety and a realistic feel are your bag, then STWW belongs in your toolbox. Available as part of a 3-for-2 deal.

After all the flash and sizzle of new inserts like Super Tight Speed Bump (SB) and Super Tight Super Ribbed (STSR), the new Super Tight Wonder Wave (STWW) kind of ended up in the bottom of the box. Well, it's time to dust that one off because the folks at Fleshlight went back to the laboratory and came up with a new-and-improved version of a popular favorite. Key improvements include pleasure waves closer to the point of penetration and a tighter chamber.

The first thing I noticed were the waves. Since they began a half inch from the entrance, I noticed how the waves began stroking my dickhead almost at the point of entry. As I started to experiment with more focused, point-of-entry stroking, my dick began to swell as STWW sent ripples of pleasure up and down my cock. I slowed down so I wouldn't shoot too early and that only seemed to intensify the sensations. Before I knew it, I was shooting chowder. LOL. Second time around, I let STWW work the entire shaft. I found slow motion to feel the best, as I slowly stroked myself, ST Wonder Wave sent ripples of pleasure up and down my rod. When I increased my speed, the FLying was altogether different. A faster motion meant a more aggressive tug on the upstroke and, ultimately, a harder cum.

The verdict? STWW offers a pretty great ride for the money - or the money shot. LOL. My dick felt like it was in blowjob heaven.

Frequent FLyer Bar Tip - Best use of STWW: Point of view (POV) porn, blowjob scene, slow stroke in sync with the action. Rinse insert, repeat. LOL.

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* FIRST IMPRESSION: The bumps hit you in all the right places and right away.
* REALISM: Dozens of little internal nubs give SB an unnatural appearance.
* SENSATION: Feels like dozens of little tongues are working under your dickhead.
* NUT INDEX: About 9-10 on the FLyer scale. Those determined nubs will work your dickhead before, during and after you shoot.
* RECOMMENDATION: A must-have insert. Also recommended as part of a 3-for-2 deal.

Where shall I start? I'm at work today thinking about my new SUPER TIGHT SPEED BUMP and my cock starts stirring in my trousers. I feel like Pavlov's (dirty) dog. Woof, woof. LOL.

Got my SPEED BUMP (SB) and the new SUPER TIGHT WONDER WAVE (STWW) in the mail yesterday and got down to business as soon as possible. Because there was no advance buzz on Speed Bump, I didn't know what to expect. Well, that's only half-true. I knew what I MIGHT expect based on the website photos at the ILF site, but I still wondered how those little raised nubs would actually feel gliding up and down my cock.

For starters, the SB's chamber is tight as hell with a casing that follows the contours of your cock. But it gets better. A lot better.

SPEED BUMP has dozens of raised bumps that are designed to hit the most sensitive and pleasure-seeking parts of your manhood. As the SB ping, ping, pinged under my cockhead, the nubs created never-ending waves of sensation. I almost felt I could direct the bumps to hit the most sensitive area of my manhood - right under my dickhead - but that might be an illusion cause there are dozens of those little fuckers all working together - tonguing, stroking and ultimately bringing me to a ball-draining cum. Right now, I'm too spent to write anything more. LOL.

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* FIRST IMPRESSION: The tight chamber hugs your dick from the get-go and the internal ribbing is killer.
* SENSATION: Rib action is incredibly pleasurable.
* REALISM: Creates sensations not found in nature, but who cares? The ribbing made my dickhead throb every time.
* NUT INDEX: About 9 on the FLyer scale: intense build followed by a powerful orgasm.
* RECOMMENDATION: Belongs in every FLyer's toolbox. Also recommended as part of a 3-for-2 deal.

Fleshlight's Super Tight Super Ribbed (STSR) is kind of retro in color and reminds me of a Cougar that Ford manufactured a while back. The insert itself has a metallic sheen underneath and is quite attractive. Overall, the Super Ribbed Gold Lady (the one I reviewed) is a very nice looking package. The vertical opening is about the size of a dime. (By contrast, the Super Tight Wonder Wave Lady's vertical opening is about the size of a quarter.) As I inserted my middle finger into the insert, Gold's chamber was nice and tight. And the ribs, as promised, began almost immediately. In fact, one knuckle in. I positioned my hand so my middle finger pointed to the floor. The insert gripped and didn't let go until the sheer weight of the sleeve caused it to pull off my finger.

First Try - While Gold heated in a sink of hot water, I imagined what it might feel like and how ST Super Ribbed (STSR) would compare to other inserts. As I slid my cock into the chamber, it felt nice and tight. Then the insistent stroking of the ribs on my cockhead did me in. My first session was brief. I felt like a teen-ager.

6:06 p.m. EST: Penetrated STSR Gold.
6:07 p.m. EST. Blew my wad.

I wish I could offer astute first-time observations and dazzling commentary, but I can't. Super Tight's grip was nothing short of amazing and as the ribbing stroked my knob and the underside of my cock, it offered such insistent, pleasurable sensations that I involuntarily blew my load. I'm sure reactions will vary among FL users, but product anticipation and Super Ribbed Gold's key design improvements both probably did me in. Gold's total package: the tight entrance, a snug chamber and the ribs all contributed to a very intense and pleasurable (but brief) Fleshlight session.

For the purposes of accuracy in reporting, I had to try again.

7:13-7:43 p.m. EST: This time, I lasted a lot longer and even had time to reflect on the experience. But not much. Nothing found in nature really compares to Fleshlight Gold. The chamber is ultra tight and the grip feels tailor-made. In contrast to other FL inserts I have used, the Super Ribbed's sensations were intense and sharp. This one is going to take a little getting used to. Not that I'm complaining!

This killer insert is a must-have Fleshlight. See for your self.

* FIRST IMPRESSION: A very tight entrance and a collar that works your knob quite well.
* SENSATION: Strokes your dickhead for a sensation not found in any other FL.
* REALISM: Opening is tight as hell.
* NUT INDEX: About 6-7 on the FLyer scale.
* RECOMMENDATION: If you're an assman, you need one.
The SUPER TIGHT BUTT features the tightest entrance of any Fleshlight currently offered. At first glance, the STB looks almost impossible to penetrate, but tightness was its own reward. As I penetrated the insert for the first time, I was struck by how snugly it ringed and gripped my dickhead. Further in, the greedy STB treated the underside of my cock with an insistent, repetitive and very pleasurable stroking action. As I pumped away, I thought SUPER TIGHT BUTT gives a whole new meaning to "nice piece of ass." LOL.

From the start, STB worked the sensitive underside of my cock with a firm stroking action that was perfect for building a really nice cum.

Super Tight Butt is perfect for guys that want a tight ride and an intense cum. And the Super Tight Butt gets bonus points for simulating the pleasures of anal sex without the risk of injury, infection or disease.

If you're an assman that likes it nice and tight, check out SUPER TIGHT BUTT.

I got my Flesh Pump today after a bit of a hassle at the post office. (I wish they'd get used to the new bar codes. This is the second time an ILF package got passed around among the postal employees at the customer service area. One person even wanted to Xerox the bar code so others could see it later.) Fuck that. Give me my package, Hooterville postal workers!

After that little bit of excitement, I proceeded home to test the new product. I read the directions, greased up, smooshed and fitted myself into the chamber and started pumping. The vacuum action seemed to enlarge my already erect member, but after about 5 minutes I soon tired of the exercise. Since there seemed to be no orgasm at the end of that science project, I moved on to using the Flesh Pump in concert with a Fleshlight insert. Speed Bump was the orifice of choice. I took Speed Bump and fit it into the clear chamber of the Flesh Pump. Each piece (the pump and the insert) fit together quite well. I then initiated a slow and somewhat awkward FLying session.

Being a novice, there was the expected trial and error, including slippage and the need to reposition the insert. First problem: I squeezed the pump handle too many times and Flesh Pump sucked the insert into the tube. That happened about three of four times till I came upon the magic pump number. In my case, it was three. Next problem: I pulled myself too far out of the insert a couple of times and broke the suction seal. That problem was easily remedied after I modified my stroke method.

After these minor mishaps, I started to get the hang of it. Because I didn't want to lose the suction grip, I started to favor shorter strokes closer to the front of the insert. My Flesh Pump session consisted primarily of "riding the ridge." (i.e.: short, tentative strokes that worked the ridge of my dickhead.) In fact, it was the first orgasm I ever experienced by focusing almost exclusively on the ridge. A few more observations: The pumping action made Speed Bump hug my dick a lot better. And a tighter grip translated into a better feel and a more pleasurable stroke.

In future posts, I'll be providing updates and additional commentary on Flesh Pump. I tend to think of the Flesh Pump as a magician's bag of sorts, a deceptively simple device that might transform familiar inserts into entirely new FLying experiences. For me, the Flesh Pump technology translated into an entirely new way to bust a nut.


My second day with Flesh Pump: more inserts and a little more discipline. I started out with the ST Lady, but moved back to Speed Bump after I grew nostalgic for the nubs. And I had better luck the second day. I got to experiment a bit and discovered the differences in sensation that various pump sequences could afford. I got all the way to eight pumps, found that ultra snug, and released some pressure to get the sleeve a bit looser. With the pump, "loose" is characterized by a lesser degrees of tightness because even a few pumps will tighten a FL sleeve.

I also progressed a little beyond the training-wheels stage. On the first day, my strokes were short and close to the top. Today, I experimented with deeper penetration and longer strokes. Guess what? Shorter strokes actually feel better. So, for now, I'm a committed ridge rider. Another observation: a pumped up chamber alters the character of inserts like Speed Bump. (I suspect the compression of the sleeve flattens the nubs a bit.) Although I find a regular Speed Bump session (in a regular case) to be more intense, a Flesh Pump SB session works the knob's ridge pretty effectively, getting you to an orgasm in grand style.

I also agree with FleshJoe's assessment that it's fun to watch your cock move in the tight sleeve. The pump really accentuates your manly profile. Actually, it makes you look bigger - and there's nothing wrong with that!

Certainly more experiments are forthcoming. Check for more on these boards and at Stroke of Genius and FleshJoe's The Flesh Files.

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The Original Fleshlight varieties in the standard, plain-canal insert.

* Vagina Gives new meaning to being in the pink. Soft lips, turgid clitty. Yum.
* Mouth Soft lips, really soft lips.
* Butt Impossibly tight.
* Non-descript Nonthreatening as well as discreet. Perfect for couples and private types.

* Pink FleshJoe's favorite flavor.
* Mocha Think cafe mocha.
* Chocolate A deep, rich brown.
* Lavender A pleasant shade, but it still gets the job done.
* Ice (clear) See yourself cumming and going.

NEW! Gold Series Orifices: Super Tight One and All!
* Super Tight Ribbed Lady (Vagina) Killer ribs! That's why the Lady is a Tramp.
* Super Tight Ribbed Mouth Goldfinger? Nah! More like Blowjobs Galore. 007 could have used one.
* Butt. Did we say tight, already?
* Non-descript. Again, perfect for couples and private people. Stores discreetly.

* Gold Blow yer wad like King Midas!
* Pink Pink is an all-around favorite color, but it's still tight as hell in the dark.
* Mocha - Subtle, pleasing color and tight as hell.
* Ice (Clear) - Get a front row seat to all the action.

* Super Tight Gold (STG) Tight, tight, tight.
* Ultra Tight Gold (UTG) Tighter yet.
* Super Tight Wonder Wave (STWW) Angled ribbing that waves you to the finish line.
* Super Tight Super Ribbed (STSR) Loves your cock almost as much as you do.
* Super Tight Speed Bump Loves your cock as much as you do.